I'm a first-time mom, expert exaggerator, and master sarcaster..ist?
I feel that most pregnancy books only scratch the surface of what to REALLY expect when you are giving your body over to a small, egotistical human. That and they're way too up-beat and bubbly.
I wish someone had told me such things as, "you will cry at happy, upbeat songs in the car," or "your doctor will recommend shoving a suppository up your behind to help you poop," before I had to learn these fantastic gems on my own.
It is my mission to bring this much-needed and dead-serious information to my fellow baby growers out there who are as clueless as me.
Knowledge is power, folks. Learn-on!